You Might Be a Crazy Cat Lady If...

Are you a cat lover who can't resist adopting one more furry friend? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by cats and feeling an unexplainable bond with them? If so, you might just be a crazy cat lady! But don't worry, you're not alone. Many feline enthusiasts share your passion for these enchanting creatures, and this article is dedicated to embracing the quirks and joys of being a devoted cat lover.

The Signs of a Crazy Cat Lady

Being a crazy cat lady is a title that should be cherished and celebrated. To help you identify whether you fall into this category, here are some telltale signs:

1. You have more cat-related merchandise than the average pet store. From t-shirts to mugs to blankets, your home is a shrine to your feline friends.
2. Your phone's camera roll is filled with adorable cat pictures and videos. Every meow, purr, and playful moment must be documented for prosperity.
3. You have conversations with your cats, and they somehow always understand what you're saying. It's like having a built-in therapy session whenever you need it!
4. Your social media feeds are dominated by cat-related posts, much to the delight of your fellow cat-loving friends.
5. You can navigate your home blindfolded, knowing exactly where every litter box, scratching post, and toy is located.
6. Your wardrobe largely consists of clothes covered in cat hair, and you wear it as a badge of honor.
7. When people visit your home, they're greeted not only by you but also by a multitude of feline companions. Your cats are your official welcoming committee!
8. You're always on the lookout for new cat-related items to add to your ever-growing collection. Your search history is filled with queries like "cat-themed throw pillows" and "funny cat shirts."
9. Your cats have their own social media accounts with an impressive following. They're practically celebrities in the online cat community.
10. Your friends and family instantly think of you whenever they come across anything cat-related. Your reputation as a cat enthusiast precedes you.

The Perks of Being a Crazy Cat Lady

Embracing your inner crazy cat lady comes with numerous benefits:

You Might be a Crazy Cat Lady if ...

by Janet Vormittag ([Print Replica] Kindle Edition)

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Unconditional Love

Cats are notorious for their independent nature, but when they develop a bond with their owner, it's unbreakable. As a crazy cat lady, you experience a never-ending supply of furry cuddles and unconditional love.

Stress Relief

The simple act of petting a cat has been proven to reduce stress and anxiety. As a crazy cat lady, you have a constant source of therapy right in your own home. Let the purring begin!

Endless Entertainment

Cats have a knack for getting into all sorts of hilarious situations. Whether they're chasing their tail, hiding in boxes, or pouncing on imaginary prey, your life is a never-ending comedy show as a crazy cat lady.

Supportive Community

Being a crazy cat lady means joining a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for feline companions. Whether it's attending cat-themed events or joining online groups, you'll find solace in the company of fellow cat enthusiasts.

So, if you find yourself relating to the signs and perks mentioned above, congratulations! You might just be a proud crazy cat lady. Embrace your unique love for cats and the joy they bring to your life. Remember, there's nothing wrong with having a few extra furry friends by your side. After all, cats make the world a better place!

You Might be a Crazy Cat Lady if ...

by Janet Vormittag ([Print Replica] Kindle Edition)

4.6 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	17040 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	170 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

In this collection of humorous short stories, you’ll meet the cats who kept the author sane during life’s trying moments. Those same furry friends also drove her to the brink of crazy cat lady status. Janet questions if she’s soft in the heart or soft in the head.

You’ll meet more than 20 kitties including Lucy who started Janet’s love affair with cats. Lucy, a partially paralyzed kitty, competed with Janet for the house title of Best Mouse Hunter. Janet used a live-trap and practiced catch-and-release. Lucy’s method was catch-and-eat, and she left only a trophy tail as proof of her prowess.

There are tales of Buddy, aka Basketball Cat, who couldn’t say no to snacking; Wild Cat, who took more than a year to tame; and Frosty Flake, a foster kitten with attitude who never left. You’ll also learn about Janet’s trip to an animal shelter to pick up four kittens, which resulted in 16 kittens in carriers being packed into her car.

Each story features black and white photographs.

You Might be a Crazy Cat Lady if… takes the crazy out of the cliché Crazy Cat Lady and replaces it with compassion. It makes an ideal gift for anyone obsessed with our feline friends.